—I’ll need to see that set list for Sectionals after all. And I want it on my desk, warm from the laminator at 5 pm. And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face.

Sue Sylvester, Glee